What movies have not aged well?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What happens when you need emergency surgery in countries with universal healthcare vs the US?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Ah so!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What should every American know before traveling to the UK?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-All the bad guys are black.

Have you ever been forced to dress like a girl?

From Russia With Love

A View to a Kill

-J W Pepper

What is a narcissist grandmother like, with her grandchild?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Urban Meyer Says Big Ten's Passed SEC, Small Schools Will Be 'Feeder' Programs For Top Teams - OutKick

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Im a 14 year old girl who doesnt want to wear a hijab but my parents force me to wear one. It makes me dislike it more. Im not ready for one no matter what people say and they get really mad at me. I have bad grades and no motivation. What do I do?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

You Only Live Twice

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why does my 5-year-old daughter keep repeating the words 'they will come for us, they will find us and touch us'? I'm quite scared.

Live and Let Die

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Goldfinger

Are landlords allowed to make unreasonable requests?

Dr No

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”She is very sexyful!”

What happened to your school bully?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Octopussy

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Are the seasons in Ireland different from those in Scotland, England, and Wales? Or are they just milder versions of each other?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Is it possible to permanently quit pornography?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Diamonds Are Forever

Moonraker

Why do I want to be caught sucking dick by my wife?